this man kills bloodthirsty monsters
this man stopped the apolocalypse
this man was important enough for God to have him dragged out of hell
this is an actual scene from the movie
Can we talk about how in Twilight mythology Jake was apparently in love with Bella’s egg while it was still in her ovaries? Because it’s been years and I’m still not over that.
even imaginary men in literature are genuinely so fucking disgusting
And lets not forget that SMeyer wrote Bella as being more incensed by a lame nickname than the fact that her best friend has just “imprinted” on her NEONATE daughter—who’s going to age to adulthood within a few years, and he’s gonna be “uncle Jacob”, til he’s not.
Bella, sweetie, big picture here.
SMeyer, creeper, eat glass.
the biggest problem being that Jacob kissed Bella against her will, and it was presented as romantic
that Jacob and Edward talked about forcing Bella to have an abortion and Edward offered Jacob the opportunity to have kids with her, without her even being present for this conversation, much less consenting to this, and it was presented as romantic
on top of all the times Edward dismantled Bella’s car in some way or another to prevent her from going places when he didn’t want her to
SMeyer deserves more shit for romanticizing abusive relationships throughout the entire series than for the strangeness of this once scene
Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin
Added Seraph's amazing face graphics~
Look at them, they’re so cute!
IS THIS REAL?
Yep! There’s been some confusion around this post in particular - I’m making the game now, and it will hopefully be complete some time in March. I post updates on my blog under the tag ‘#Supernatural Survival Horror’ and when it’s done I’ll stick it on my blog to download for free uwu
rooster teeth + ryan haywoodI’m not good at the punchy punchy, kicky kicky!