(Source: sammyscreencaps)

thorinokenshield sent: yellow grey white

theofficial-kal-el:

thorinokenshield:

theofficial-kal-el:

Yellow = fuck me
Grey = i wish you would notice me
White = marry me

I think we should go on a date first tbh

skip first base go straight to 3rd

I dont wanna play baseball

you want to play with Nick’s balls

(Source: winterfel)

myayylmao:

DESCRIBE A CHARACTER (REALLY BADLY) IN MY ASK AND I WILL GUESS WHO IT IS

ikolism:

steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

thorinokenshield sent: yellow grey white

theofficial-kal-el:

Yellow = fuck me
Grey = i wish you would notice me
White = marry me

I think we should go on a date first tbh

skip first base go straight to 3rd

sextective:

but IMAGINE IF SHERLOCK HAD SEEN JOHN DO THIS

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(Source: moonchild30)

(Source: firelordsama)

(Source: damagaladriel)

transcripts:

get in my bed rather than on my nerves 

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea